More Emmyims. Because 5 year olds say funny stuff.

 

10/14/12

30 mph gust of wind at the zoo
Emmy: "I love that summer breeze!"

10/29/12

Emmy:  It's colder than chipmunks having breakfast.

10/4/12

Mama. Why don't you wear your hat Chadly?
Emmy. Yeah papa... Wear it. You'll look cute!

11/16/12

Mama: what was your favorite part of the play?

Emmy:  the part where Becky kissed Tom Sawyer.  I like all the love.

11/14/12

Mama. (After Emmy and Maggie getting their flu shots): Ok, Em.  Which sticker do you want?  (Pointing) They’ve got batman, spiderman, elmo, dora, mickey....which one?
Emmy.  Batman!

Mama.  Batman?  You don’t even know who he is.
Emmy.  Yeah I do.  You just told me.

11/26/12

Emmy was eating chocolate (1 Three Musketeers and some Hershey Kisses)

Papa:  Emmy, you have a 3 Musketeers and TWO Hershey Kisses?!?

Emmy:  No!  One Musketeer!

11/25/12

Emmy tummy was upset from crying.

Papa:  What does your tummy feel like?

Emmy:  It feels like a bunch of snakes are killing me.

11/7/12

5^th Birthday Interview

What are you going to be when you grow up?

A eucalyptus.

What’s that going to be like?

I don’t know, but I know it’s a job.

What are your favorite toys?

Barbie.  I’m not serious.  Stuffed animals.  That’s true.

Who is your best friend?

Rylee and Logan, Gabby, and the girl that lives at Yellowstone.

What makes you happy?

Spending time with my grandma and grandpa without my parents.

What makes you sad? 

Alone.

When you dream at night what do you dream about?

Scary stuff.

What do you like to do with Papa?

Dates.

What do you like to do with Mama?

Programs.

What’s your favorite color?

Pink.

What’s your favorite book?

Ballerina one.

What does Papa do during the day?

Working.

What does Mama do during the day?

Taking care of people.

What do you do during the day?

Play.

11/30/12

Mama (Annie was laying on Emmy):  She’s a lover.

Emmy (laughed):  Yeah, but she’s really a fighter. (and a minute later) She’s really a fighter...she’s ripping me to pieces!

12/1/12

Emmy:  When I was laughing at Annie my heart almost turned to stone because it was so funny.

12/1/12
Mama (holding Annie):  Oops. Annie stinkied.
Emmy:  Whoa!  You better watch that papa!

12/3/12

Emmy (eating salsa) You don’t like hot sauce mama? You don’t like hot sauce?  You don’t like the big boy stuff?

12/20/12

(At the waterpark).

Emmy:  He’s being mean to me.
Mama. Who?
Emmy:  That man.  He’s 7.

12/23/12

Emmy:  When do you think I’ll be a mom?  Because I’ve been waiting all these years!

12/23/12

Mama: Wanna watch something on tv?
Emmy (playing on papas phone):  No thanks.  I’m already sucked in to this.  And he’s letting me play on it for a long time.  He must love me SO much.
Mama:  He does.  :)

1/12/12

Emmy (talking about when papa asked mama to marry him):  Did you almost say no before you said yes?

1/12/12

Emmy (talking about something she was proud of Maggie for doing):  I’m impressed on Maggie!

1/14/13

Emmy:  Tomatoes are fruits.
Mama:  That's right!  How'd you get to be so smart?
Emmy:  Well, you taught me.  You taught me when I was just little.

1/14/13

Emmy:  Is it ok if Maggie gets to watch Jumanji?
Maggie:  SURE!!!
Mama:  Sure.
Emmy:  (shaking her head and smirking) Little girls!

1/21/13

Emmy:  Do you know the 10 commandments?
Mama:  Do you?
Emmy:  Thou shalt not steal.  Bite. Hit. Growl?


Emmy:  What did Maggie do?
Mama:  Papa pretended to shave her face.
Emmy:  I need to shave my face later.
Mama:  Yeah.  You've got some hairs on your chin!
Emmy: (Rubbing her chin and saying matter-of-factly) I've been eating a lot of hot sauce.

1/22/13

Emmy (watching a cartoon):  Whoa!  Who is THAT guy?  He's a really good actor whoever he is,  because his HEAD is not ON!  

1/23/13

Mama (singing):  Baby, its cold outside.  It’s up to my knees out there.
Emmy (singing):  Baby, its cold outside. I cut my knee out there.

1/27/13

Emmy:  Oh, mama!
Mama:  Yes?
Emmy:  I’m making an expression up.  Its for when you lose something awful and cant find it, you say, 'Oh, mama'!

1/28/13

Emmy.  (Running in from the other room with Maggie)  Mama!
Mama.  What?
Emmy.  Maggie just used the Lord's name in vain!
Mama.  No, she didn't.
Emmy.  How do you know?
Mama.  Because I think you're just trying to get her in trouble.
Emmy.  Oh.  How did you know?

2/3/13

Emmy: I feel sick
Mama:  What’s wrong?
Emmy:  My eyes hurt.  Just like, the tip of my eye.

Maganese. Ramblings of a 2 year old

2/13/12

Maggie:  Papa?  Papa?

Emmy:  Maggie's right!  Where IS papa?

Mama:  He's at a dinner.  He won't be back until you're in bed.

Emmy:  But he's been gone ALL DAY!

Mama:  I know.  We sure do miss him, don't we?

Emmy:  Yep!

6/9/12

Maggie (all the time):  Why, Mama, why?

Mama: Because, Maggie.

Maggie:  Oh.

  

8/27/12

Maggie: You see my BUM?

8/27/12

We were at the Disney Store, and Mags was playing with a set of plastic plates and cups.  Papa was watching her, and Mama was nowhere near.  She accidentally knocked them on the ground.

Maggie (as soon as they fell and she started picking them up): Oh, oh!  I so sawry, mama.  I so sawry.  I sawry, mama.  I so sawry.  

9/25/12

(Her 'nanny' is her much beloved blankie)

Mama, it's my nanny

not sissy's nanny

not baby's nanny

not mama's nanny

not papa's nanny

it's MY nanny!

9/25/12

Maggie asking for something:  Feeeeez, mama?  (pleeeeease, mama)

  

10/31/12

Maggie:  My butt is crying!

11/7/12

Maggie:  I go pee pee.   I need pac-ey.

Mama:  You need privacy?

Maggie:  Yeah.  I need pac-ey.

12/20/12

(At the waterpark)
Mama:  It’s time to go back to our room now.
Maggie.  Just one more hour?

1/4/13

Mags:   Mama, where'd my booger go?
Mama: I don't know Maggie. Where did it go?
Mags:  It's in my mouth!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mama:  Ew.

1/16/13

Maggie (all the time): What's dat?
Mama:  (this time) Chocolate milk
Maggie: Oh. I wuuuv chocolate milk.  I have some?

1/30/13

Mama:  Careful, that’s chunky applesauce!
Maggie: Choke-y applesauce?
Mama:  Kind of.